nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned)

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(Source: straighthater)

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium)


cerulean-warbler:

meganelainelove:

troyes-lip-ring:

lilprince:

WHAT IS GENDER?!

THATS NOT FAIR

That’s wizards’ chess

I am personally victimized by the attractiveness of this person

(Source: fishybizz)

(Source: catheharinas)

run—dmc:

want that outfit

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

officialwhitegirls:

do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

gnarly:

morning: laziness.

afternoon: dying for a rest.

night: can’t sleep

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee)

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

(Source: c4rtoonnetwork)