i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
moment of silence for all my wasted potential
i may be ugly and untalented
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
WHAT IS GENDER?!
THATS NOT FAIR
That’s wizards’ chess
I am personally victimized by the attractiveness of this person
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair
afternoon: dying for a rest.
night: can’t sleep
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous