My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am
sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!!